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pro tip: never pack your bags for a trip when you’re feeling ugly

there’s nothing worse than feeling pretty and only havin ugly clothes to choose from

pizzaslashsweaters travel tips

so you may know that i travel 50% of the time for work and end up taking about 60 flights, 15 car rentals and 70 hotel nights in a year, so I thought id give you a sweet ass list of travel tips that /actually fuckin matter./

1. a rental car should be judged based on solely whether it has satellite radio, a USB hookup, and an aux cable input. by these standards, always go with the Hyundai. it is hands down the best car to rent.
2. Delta and southwest are the only major national airlines that serve free snacks in economy. On a flight you can ask for as many snacks as you want.
3. You can also have as many sodas on the plane as you want. just call the flight attendant over and ask.
4. generally, hotels have a whole slew of amenities that you can ask for and get for free. these include all toiletries (including razors, toothbrushes and deodorant), a fridge in your room, and sometimes they’ll even let you store stuff in the freezer in their kitchen.
5. always leave a tip in your hotel room for the cleaning people!!!
6. if you can pick where your layover will be, always go through Minneapolis, Salt Lake City or Detroit- they are the cleanest and have the best food. Never go through Chicago or Atlanta, as they are dirty and their flights are always late or canceled.
7. always bring an empty water bottle with you on the plane!!!!
8. boingo internet service has a partnership with amazon. for this reason, even if you have to pay for wifi, amazon will never be blocked.
9. sign up for every travel related rewards program! mariott and national car rental have perks that come along with just signing up.
10. ask ask ask! do you want free drink tickets for your flight? try asking! do you want a bigger hotel room? ask!! customer service is an inexact science and generally if you are calm and ask for something nicely, especially if you have a good (not bs) reason, they will either give it to you or find a decent compromise for you. rarely does a concierge, flight attendant, etc flat out say no.

happy trails!!!

real interaction I just had: concierge: welcome back ryan! we have you in an extra special room today!me: oh is it the suite?concierge: no, better ~hands me key~ ~winks~ ~snickers~

real interaction I just had:

concierge: welcome back ryan! we have you in an extra special room today!
me: oh is it the suite?
concierge: no, better ~hands me key~ ~winks~ ~snickers~

alonethyme:

i got a new sweater~~

PERFECT

alonethyme:

i got a new sweater~~

PERFECT

I’m wearing this sweater and was just pulled aside by a TSA agent who asked me where I got it and let me know they really appreciated the comedy and the message

finally a hip youngster who likes both soap operas and the good lord Jesus Christ

do u think she realizes I’m the antichrist

I’m wearing this sweater and was just pulled aside by a TSA agent who asked me where I got it and let me know they really appreciated the comedy and the message

finally a hip youngster who likes both soap operas and the good lord Jesus Christ

do u think she realizes I’m the antichrist

my buttholes name is “ryans turbo dick shredder”

thatsmoderatelyraven:


Steal His Look: Old Man Jenkins
Kent Wang Polo Light Blue - $265
Lip Gloss - Charlotte Tilbury - $81
Miu Miu Sunglasses - $390
Irish Walking Stick - $67.99


omfg

thatsmoderatelyraven:

Steal His Look: Old Man Jenkins

Kent Wang Polo Light Blue - $265

Lip Gloss - Charlotte Tilbury - $81

Miu Miu Sunglasses - $390

Irish Walking Stick - $67.99

omfg

(via southpauz)

ashtoniousrex:

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

@drakeboner

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via feelings4felines)

own that double chin cuz b this is what u look like when u wake up and it’s fucking radiant

own that double chin cuz b this is what u look like when u wake up and it’s fucking radiant

(Source: ciryes, via ugly)

pro tip: never pack your bags for a trip when you’re feeling ugly

there’s nothing worse than feeling pretty and only havin ugly clothes to choose from

pizzaslashsweaters travel tips

so you may know that i travel 50% of the time for work and end up taking about 60 flights, 15 car rentals and 70 hotel nights in a year, so I thought id give you a sweet ass list of travel tips that /actually fuckin matter./

1. a rental car should be judged based on solely whether it has satellite radio, a USB hookup, and an aux cable input. by these standards, always go with the Hyundai. it is hands down the best car to rent.
2. Delta and southwest are the only major national airlines that serve free snacks in economy. On a flight you can ask for as many snacks as you want.
3. You can also have as many sodas on the plane as you want. just call the flight attendant over and ask.
4. generally, hotels have a whole slew of amenities that you can ask for and get for free. these include all toiletries (including razors, toothbrushes and deodorant), a fridge in your room, and sometimes they’ll even let you store stuff in the freezer in their kitchen.
5. always leave a tip in your hotel room for the cleaning people!!!
6. if you can pick where your layover will be, always go through Minneapolis, Salt Lake City or Detroit- they are the cleanest and have the best food. Never go through Chicago or Atlanta, as they are dirty and their flights are always late or canceled.
7. always bring an empty water bottle with you on the plane!!!!
8. boingo internet service has a partnership with amazon. for this reason, even if you have to pay for wifi, amazon will never be blocked.
9. sign up for every travel related rewards program! mariott and national car rental have perks that come along with just signing up.
10. ask ask ask! do you want free drink tickets for your flight? try asking! do you want a bigger hotel room? ask!! customer service is an inexact science and generally if you are calm and ask for something nicely, especially if you have a good (not bs) reason, they will either give it to you or find a decent compromise for you. rarely does a concierge, flight attendant, etc flat out say no.

happy trails!!!

real interaction I just had: concierge: welcome back ryan! we have you in an extra special room today!me: oh is it the suite?concierge: no, better ~hands me key~ ~winks~ ~snickers~

real interaction I just had:

concierge: welcome back ryan! we have you in an extra special room today!
me: oh is it the suite?
concierge: no, better ~hands me key~ ~winks~ ~snickers~

🍄

(Source: lolgifs.net, via radvillain)

alonethyme:

i got a new sweater~~

PERFECT

alonethyme:

i got a new sweater~~

PERFECT

I’m wearing this sweater and was just pulled aside by a TSA agent who asked me where I got it and let me know they really appreciated the comedy and the message

finally a hip youngster who likes both soap operas and the good lord Jesus Christ

do u think she realizes I’m the antichrist

I’m wearing this sweater and was just pulled aside by a TSA agent who asked me where I got it and let me know they really appreciated the comedy and the message

finally a hip youngster who likes both soap operas and the good lord Jesus Christ

do u think she realizes I’m the antichrist

my buttholes name is “ryans turbo dick shredder”

thatsmoderatelyraven:


Steal His Look: Old Man Jenkins
Kent Wang Polo Light Blue - $265
Lip Gloss - Charlotte Tilbury - $81
Miu Miu Sunglasses - $390
Irish Walking Stick - $67.99


omfg

thatsmoderatelyraven:

Steal His Look: Old Man Jenkins

Kent Wang Polo Light Blue - $265

Lip Gloss - Charlotte Tilbury - $81

Miu Miu Sunglasses - $390

Irish Walking Stick - $67.99

omfg

(via southpauz)

ashtoniousrex:

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

@drakeboner

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via feelings4felines)

own that double chin cuz b this is what u look like when u wake up and it’s fucking radiant

own that double chin cuz b this is what u look like when u wake up and it’s fucking radiant

(Source: ciryes, via ugly)

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